fucking done with facebook all the pictures of everyone for prom. Oh me? cool Im a senior and Im not getting to do that shit ever cause its my last chance
adetectivetimelordfromhogwarts: marrymehiddleston: lol i suck at art wow welcome to the club idek what i was thinking delete later just an in-class doodle lol I don’t even know what I was trying to do here, I’ll delete it later wow u guys are bad here have one of my masterpieces That’s beautiful
super-gay-natural: esper-sparrow: when people get angry at you for liking snakes THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
laugh-addict: I have so many things to do and I’m not going to do any of them
Every time we played it, it would just start raining Mentos, and them...– Dave Grohl (via dgrohldaily)
good-for-mee: Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.
gossipgandhi: i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
makaracinnamon: bardsplay: me sneakin up on da pussy i JsUT FUCKING SPIT EVERYWHERE
iamthegarebear: Breasts are nice. Butts are nice. But sometimes the people they are attached to aren’t.
the-rest-in-trumpets: katswhiskers: velvetonions: imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays Oreothello Rolo and Juliet Macberry Mars Ado About Nothing Antonutella and Cleopatra Merchocolate of Venice Two Gentlemint of Verona Richerry III It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
to do list:
lexlosing-it: 1) stuff 2) things
bruinthecup: I think they should make a male version of Hooters Where guys walk around in just those tight boxer briefs It shall be called Pythons
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: me huntin for the pussy SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
normanjustlovemedammit: keepcalmandbergeron: I think we all know who the biggest fangirl is chris gets extra fangirl points because he says all this shit on live tv
raveyrai: khaillou: Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate halloween I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
willow-underwood: butazaru: STOP SCROLLING. let’s just take this moment to appreciate how much our starter pokemon loves us Okay continue. I KNEW IT I TOLD PEOPLE THAT THIS HAD HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE EXCEPT IN MY CASE IT WAS A GARDEVOIR I TOLD PEOPLE BUT NOBODY BELIEVED ME AND NOW THERE’S PROOF